Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Dear Photoshop,


You are my least favorite Adobe software.
Please make it easier, and that is a dare.

I struggle with clipping paths in and out each day.
Create a simple button to make the background go away.

Illustrator and Indesign are my friends, not foes.
You would be too, if you didn't cause me so many woes.

People say they love you; "we are experts," they declare!
Not me, I think, this really isn't fair.

I apologize for my griping, but it had to be said.
My deadline is approaching, time to put this project to bed!
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3 comments:

Meghan Colvin said...

Martin, you're a poetic genius.

Tess Mattern said...

Shakespeare could not have put it better.

Calie Anderson said...

Here Here!